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qaitlyn:

made by me

jamesrbarnes:

Steve’s internal monologue 

P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments :P

moanvsmaui:

pettydarthvader:

pettydarthvader:

If BB-8 is Poe’s adorable child than K-2SO is Cassian’s salty teenager.

R2-D2 is Luke’s sarcastic uncle who lives on the edge and teaches curses to BB-8 for kicks 

Anakin made C3-PO so I guess technically he is Luke and Leia’s anxious older brother

labellabrianna:

jackorino:

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

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Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

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I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

I’m here for this.

shermansky:

kineticpenguin:

we-did-an-internet:

arcaneimages:

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

I am a different person to different people. Annoying to one. Talented to another. Quiet to a few. Unknown to a lot. But who am I, to me?
If you stopped yourself every single time you were about to say, ‘I have to’ and changed it to ‘I get to,’ it might change your entire experience.

thedeadhatter:

Another one of my favorites.

heckifiknowcomics:

heckifiknowcomics:

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.

Remember this spooky comic from last year?